Whaaaaaaaaa!!!
Christy was in the mood for a drug they call “love.” Side effects include binging, nausea and low friend count #romance
I’ll never find another one like you, she said to Jim, a half-man half-lizard hybrid human with chiseled abs #romance
Bill got down on one knee and took out a box. “This is what the headlight replacement bulb looks like,” he told Sandra, and installed it properly #romance
Rob thought Tina would love the ring he picked out. He had Facebook stalked her for weeks and finally had the courage to meet her in person. #romance
“I’ll never forget you” Lucy told Gary as she boarded flight 147, nonstop to Dumpsville, population: Lucy. #romance
Some say love, it is a river. Others say love, it is being comfortable peeing in front of someone #romance
If you really love someone, set them free, David said to Wendy from inside his cage, next to tons of other cages #romance
For Sally, love meant more than just being with someone, it meant hiding outside his apartment years after they’ve broken up #romance
Joey and Maureen shared everything in their relationship. Everything down to the space they took up in lonely Harold’s mind #romance