#romance

Whaaaaaaaaa!!!

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 14:19:51 -0500

Whaaaaaaaaa!!!

Christy was in the mood for a drug they call “love.” Side effects include binging,...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 13:13:05 -0500

Christy was in the mood for a drug they call “love.” Side effects include binging, nausea and low friend count #romance

I’ll never find another one like you, she said to Jim, a half-man half-lizard hybrid human...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:36:05 -0500

I’ll never find another one like you, she said to Jim, a half-man half-lizard hybrid human with chiseled abs #romance

Bill got down on one knee and took out a box. “This is what the headlight replacement bulb...

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 16:27:05 -0500

Bill got down on one knee and took out a box. “This is what the headlight replacement bulb looks like,” he told Sandra, and installed it properly #romance

Rob thought Tina would love the ring he picked out. He had Facebook stalked her for weeks and...

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:49:05 -0500

Rob thought Tina would love the ring he picked out. He had Facebook stalked her for weeks and finally had the courage to meet her in person. #romance

“I’ll never forget you” Lucy told Gary as she boarded flight 147, nonstop to...

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:12:05 -0500

“I’ll never forget you” Lucy told Gary as she boarded flight 147, nonstop to Dumpsville, population: Lucy. #romance

Some say love, it is a river. Others say love, it is being comfortable peeing in front of someone...

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:36:05 -0500

Some say love, it is a river. Others say love, it is being comfortable peeing in front of someone #romance

If you really love someone, set them free, David said to Wendy from inside his cage, next to tons of...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 16:25:05 -0500

If you really love someone, set them free, David said to Wendy from inside his cage, next to tons of other cages #romance

For Sally, love meant more than just being with someone, it meant hiding outside his apartment years...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:49:05 -0500

For Sally, love meant more than just being with someone, it meant hiding outside his apartment years after they’ve broken up #romance

Joey and Maureen shared everything in their relationship. Everything down to the space they took up...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:14:05 -0500

Joey and Maureen shared everything in their relationship. Everything down to the space they took up in lonely Harold’s mind #romance

Men knew Jenna didnt come cheap, except during the Memorial Day Sale when it was half off Jenna...

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 11:36:05 -0500

Men knew Jenna didnt come cheap, except during the Memorial Day Sale when it was half off Jenna #romance

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Mon, 04 Jul 2011 11:36:06 -0400

Jenna didnt come cheap when it came to dates, except during her Memorial Day Sale when it was half off all spring-season Jenna.

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Sun, 03 Jul 2011 16:26:06 -0400

He was a one-track lover on a two-way street. She was a quick detour (of luv). A 3rd was a speed trap along Love Blvd. You get the picture.

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Sun, 03 Jul 2011 14:49:06 -0400

His unbridled passion, his lustrous mane…Joanna thought of these often, although she was really only good at describing horses.

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Sun, 03 Jul 2011 13:14:06 -0400

Susan was used to men bidding for her love. It was only recently that one suitor took the “buy it now” option for a discount on shipping,

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Sun, 03 Jul 2011 11:36:06 -0400

Flowers, chocolates, precious metals studded with even more precious gems: only two of these things are compostable.

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Sat, 02 Jul 2011 16:24:06 -0400

Not everyone spoke the language of love in Muntsville. Jim Derry did. Bert Lowenstein and Kevin Burton did, too, but that was about it.

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Sat, 02 Jul 2011 14:49:06 -0400

They weren’t just exchanging flirtatious glances. Let’s just say they “tuned into that new Brad Garrett program on TLC at 8 and 8:30 p.m.”

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Sat, 02 Jul 2011 13:14:06 -0400

Secrets were not kept on Wisteria Lane, especially not the one about Pastor Mark’s pillar of salt (WHAT HE CALLED HIS PENIS, HA!).

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Sat, 02 Jul 2011 11:36:06 -0400

The tribe sought a virgin to sacrifice to the fertility gods. If Pochotl had his way, the corn wouldn’t grow an inch this year.